Saturday, April 06, 2002

Well, then again, I do have a little something to post that seems a little peculiar. I got this email through my college club account the other day:
Hello and how are you?

You seem to be pretty tight and I wanted to pass something by ya. I travel a lot and I really don`t have much time for a girlfriend or a serious one, but I do have needs and this might be a good thing. I am able to send you $2000 a month and sometimes more if we were able to see one another once or twice a month. No it`s not paying for sex let me explain: If I worked at McDonalds and gave my lady $50 out of my $180 a week check for hair, gas, car, nails or whatever it would be seen as a noble thing. No I don`t think your a gold digger or whore because I am not looking for one of those. I want a nice lady who is mature enough to handle this type of relationship, can keep out personal business to herself and don`t mind starting a love affair that could later lead to something serious. The money is just for fairness because I want you to be able to do nice things when I am not around. Well if your interested... we can discuss it more and here is my number and you can leave yours.


I'm being polite to the guy and to protect his pitiful identity by not showing his name, or the number that was left on the email. Trust me, there was a number, I forwarded the email to my girl up at Michigan. I did have the nerve to reply to him, this is what I said: no thanks. Plain and simple. Um, yea like I wanna just receive some $ from a complete stranger just for a little 'quality time'?! Do I look like a hooker? I'm pretty sure that I don't check the pics on my profile at College Club. Bearcats2005 is my screen name.

Damn, I know that I'm more worthy than some crazy ish like that!

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